Wednesday, May 14, 2014


May 13, 2014
6.57 Miles in 1:02:51
Mood: Dilated
Soundtrack: Jordan, Jesse, Go!

I'm sure there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for this big silver thing in front of this apartment complex. I'm not interested in the perfectly reasonable explanation. This is a space ship. I will hear no other arguments. Aliens either live here or conduct experiments upon those who live here. Naturally they park on the lawn because extra terrestrials are notoriously inconsiderate, and it's hard to find street parking for a flying saucer.

My eyes were dilated when I went on this run. Also, it was the first sunny day in a handful of days, which seemed an annoying coincidence. I can tell that I have a running problem when despite the fact that it's bright and sunny and my eyes are unable to adjust themselves to keep out the blasts of sunshine, I still have to get my miles in. I will say that as spectacular as this space vessel looks in the picture, it's even more amazing when your eyes are dilated and the incredible shine is magnified by varials of light gleaming off of it. Aliens are cool.

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