April 16, 2019
6.26 Miles in 1:04:28
Mood: Oh no, Lion. What did they do to you?
Soundtrack: Grouplove "Spreading Rumors" and "Big Mess"
Marble lions have been used in decorating the entrances to peoples homes for millennia. (I'm assuming this is true, as I didn't actually research this at all.) They can make your home look stately and amazing, but if you paint it black except for the eyes which you paint white with red dots for pupils, you are doing it wrong. Very, very wrong. This is bad.